Christmas week #3: Jeffrey Dahmer's Christmas Tree.

OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THEY'RE STARING INTO MY SOUL STOP IT.

Christmas week #2: God bless us, everyone!

Come to think of it, Scrooge was better off not understanding the Christmas spirit. Then Tiny Tim wouldn't have grown up to create this monstrosity.

Christmas week #1: Let's Get It On

From the looks on their faces, it seems that Santa's trying to get naughty under the mistletoe.

Flock of Seagulls... ATTACK!

I had a near-death experience once. The vision that I saw when I caught a glimpse of heaven looked something like this. Or it could've actually been a glimpse of hell. I still wonder about it to this day.

Some people see Jesus in a burnt slice of toast...

...The less fortunate see Dolly Parton's disembodied head in the water sprinkler.

This Looks Shopped.

Once in a century, the German sea demon rises from the depths, wearing huge glasses and a leisure suit.

You're Welcome!

Thanks and all, but a gift card would've been a lot better.

You Can't Unsee This.

After visiting Chernobyl, the band was never quite the same.

Hey, who put that there?

One should treat all glowing pyramids with cautious suspicion.

WOOD-wind.

Don't act like you're not impressed.

Awkward Video Friday: Everything That Was Wrong With The 80s Is In This Video

Journey - Separate Ways
by analogue

Pretending to play invisible instruments? Check.

Wildly gesticulating lead singer? Check.

Woman walking around not paying attention to the fucked-up band following her? Check.

Playing the keyboard that's glued to the wall? Check.

Discovering in the final scene that she was just dreaming? Ugh. Check.

Worst moment: 2:38.

Gayer than Elton John's fanny pack.

Even those without a finely tuned gaydars will hear bells going off as soon as they look at this.

Never fear! Orion is here!

The latest Batman movie ran into some serious budget cuts.

Is he related to Snoop?

That man looks way too excited to be riding a giant rat.

Not gonna touch this.

Where? Where? Where?

Adventures in Babysitting

I'm assuming this is the most hardcore way to watch your sister's kids for the night.

Dude. She's right behind you.

It's really awkward when your ex catches you in the middle of a threesome.

One is the loneliest number.

For the third year in a row, no one has shown up to Julian's birthday party.

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE GUITARS.

 In hindsight, maybe fusing two guitars to your arms wasn't exactly the best idea. Then again, Ted Nugent isn't exactly known for good ideas.

Neil Young Discovers His Built-In Webcam and Microsoft Paint

"Eeeh? How do I work this thing? Is this how you take one of them MyFaces?"

This is a movie about Franz Liszt. Not a gay porno.

Don't worry. It's just an arm holding a rapier, while being supported by nude women. Totally not a penis ejaculating onto Roger Daltrey's face.

The Least Awesome Picture of David Bowie You'll Ever See

Rock N' Roll yearbook, 1967:
"MOST LIKELY TO TURN INTO AN ANDROGYNOUS BISEXUAL ALIEN ROCK GOD"

Eire Apparent - Apparently Awkward.

My first thought is that Captain Planet forced them to take this picture. But they look so uncomfortable that I think the photographer at Wal-Mart was feeling a little creative that day.

The "Many" Moods of Harry Belafonte

Apparently, he has only three moods: Confusion, Joy, and Orgasm.