Christmas week #3: Jeffrey Dahmer's Christmas Tree.

OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THEY'RE STARING INTO MY SOUL STOP IT.

Christmas week #2: God bless us, everyone!

Come to think of it, Scrooge was better off not understanding the Christmas spirit. Then Tiny Tim wouldn't have grown up to create this monstrosity.

Christmas week #1: Let's Get It On

From the looks on their faces, it seems that Santa's trying to get naughty under the mistletoe.

Flock of Seagulls... ATTACK!

I had a near-death experience once. The vision that I saw when I caught a glimpse of heaven looked something like this. Or it could've actually been a glimpse of hell. I still wonder about it to this day.

Some people see Jesus in a burnt slice of toast...

...The less fortunate see Dolly Parton's disembodied head in the water sprinkler.

This Looks Shopped.

Once in a century, the German sea demon rises from the depths, wearing huge glasses and a leisure suit.

You're Welcome!

Thanks and all, but a gift card would've been a lot better.